So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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