Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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