She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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