bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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