God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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