You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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