There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
honey bunches of taint.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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