he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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