Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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