Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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