He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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