Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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