if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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