don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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