just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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