I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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