i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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