Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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