I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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