There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
40s are totally the cure
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize