She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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