He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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