Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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