But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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