it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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