we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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