yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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