I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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