Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize