Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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