she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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