Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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