soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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