Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
