why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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