Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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