You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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