i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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