grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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