She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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