Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
