Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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