It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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