Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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