my mouth tastes like poor choices
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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