I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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