That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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