just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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