Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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