Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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