I was born with a shot glass in my hand
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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