I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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