you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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