i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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