Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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